Top Ten Plastic Surgery Quotes by Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers has left behind a comic legacy that spanned more than 50 years. Everyone — regardless of age, sex, or personal views on the topic of plastic surgery — could learn something from Joan Rivers: It’s OK to laugh at yourself. She was never afraid to make fun of herself, including her infamously numerous plastic surgery procedures.

Top 10 favorite one-liners from Joan Rivers:

10. “I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.”

9. “Looking 50 is great — if you’re 60.”

8. “I’m never without a bandage.”

7. “With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.”

6. “I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

5. “No more Botox for me. Betty White’s bowels move more than my face.”

4. “I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the president has to pardon on Thanksgiving.”

3. “The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.”

2. “I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for ‘Best Special Effects.’ “

1. “Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”

As published on: Realself.com